IT's Just Me!!
Rants and Raves of a Sane Mind!!

35 Of Life's Most Baffling Questions

  1. Can you cry under water?
  2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
  3. Why do you have to ‘put your two cents in’… but it’s only a ‘penny for your thoughts’? Where’s that extra penny going to?
  4. Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
  5. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
  6. What disease did cured ham actually have?
  7. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
  8. Why is it that people say they ‘slept like a baby’ when babies wake up like every two hours?
  9. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
  10. Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
  11. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
  12. Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
  13. They’re going to see you naked anyway.
  14. Why is ‘bra’ singular and ‘panties’ plural?
  15. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
  16. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
  17. If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
  18. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
  19. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
  20. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
  21. Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they know there is not enough money?
  22. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
  23. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
  24. Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
  25. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
  26. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
  27. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
  28. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
  29. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
  30. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
  31. Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
  32. How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
  33. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
  34. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
  35. The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you!!!!